Saturday 13 April 2013

kitten dictionary

starfish [stahr-fish]
verb
what kitten does when her startle reflex kicks in for no reason and her arms and legs fly out straight in a starfish position.
i kissed cat while she was studying her hands intensely, causing her to starfish.


cheese [cheez
noun
1. partially digested, curdled spit up. 
you've got a little chunky cheese on your shirt.
 
verb
2. the act of spitting up.
oh no, she cheesed me!

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